Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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