Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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