I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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