Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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