So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
