So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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