I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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