I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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