I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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