Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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