She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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