u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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