You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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