I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
