i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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