yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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