fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
