he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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