it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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