apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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