can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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