Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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