"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Every concussion has its silver lining
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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