I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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