hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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