We won't sleep together?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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