what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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