Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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