I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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