i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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