I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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