I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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