Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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