dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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