Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I love how my cats smell like pot.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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