she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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