All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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