Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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