i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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