get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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