Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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