Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Randomize
