it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My dick has a subreddit
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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