Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
