Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you didnt know i had herpes?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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