3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
