Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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