We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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