: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
