Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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