so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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