No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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