Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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