My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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